HI, I’M SERENA
Hi! I’m a mature model and sexy TV presenter who just LOVES TO CHAT.
Standing out from the crowd as a friendly, intelligent yet very sexy, sensual and sophisticated woman, I host phone-ins on Sky TV every week: and also chat from home. I have an amazing way with words and over the last year I’ve built up a devoted fan base of callers who love talking to me. Maybe I will have the pleasure of talking to you in the near future too? That would be lovely!
I am unique, not only in my ability to be a very sexy chatter, with imaginative and creative talk, but also because I can do, and enjoy, friendly non-sexy conversation too! This broadens my audience and gives me a lot of variety in my work – which I love! I’m first and foremost a phone-chat lady.
I enjoy modelling and I happily produce DVDs for sale but I am not (and NEVER will be) a hard-core adult entertainer working with other people. If you are after that kind of thing you are most definitely on the wrong site and I would politely ask you to go elsewhere. In a world where models and phone-chat are often seen as sleazy I offer something very rare.
What is that? Photographic pictures, sex (and friendly) chat where the giver (me!) is a happily married educated lady who prides herself on her enthusiasm, friendliness, genuine appreciation of all her callers, alongside a real desire to thrill and amuse, with class and confidence.
How to call me at home.
I work from a site called www.fone-me com. Check my calendar and see if I’m available, although sometimes I log on without notification, so it’s worth checking the site for the ‘call me’ signal!
Just a few Serena Statistics
DOB: 28 June 1955
Height 5′6″ (just)
Weight: I try to stay under 9 stone! (just)
Hair: blond (no – it’s not natural)
Eyes: green with autumnal flecks of yellow and gold
Shoe size: 7
Bust 34c (natural)
Waist 28
Hips 36
Dress size – 10 (never larger)
Knicker size: 12 and stretchy or 12/14
Natural breasts – can’t beat the real thing
Unshaven – far more womanly
Me and my modelling!
First of all, apologies for confusing everyone! Although I’m Serena on the tv, I’ve lots of modelling names! I’ve made (in retrospect) a mistake in varying my modelling name.
This makes it hard for my fans to find me. However, this little guide should help, and in the future I’ll mention new work on my news page and shoots that are relevant to the public will be marked on my calendar. After a year of life modelling (age 49), I started photographic modelling in 2005, and although I began as an art-nude figure model, I soon found out I was rather good at glamour modelling!
viduals on all manner of shoots lingerie, clothed, projects for university, classical art-nude etc.
I refuse to be pigeonholed, and although I have lots of fans for my cheeky modelling I never see myself as a type quite unique (!) and variety is indeed the spice of life. I can tell you one thing, although I’ve been late arriving in the modelling industry, I’m jolly well going to make up for lost time!
Please do enjoy it with me!
A Bit about Me
I was born in Liverpool on June 28th 1955 six weeks early, and it’s a wonder I don’t have to put the Mersey Tunnel as my place of birth as my parents lived on the other side of the Mersey at the time and it was a quick dash to the hospital!
I had a very studious first 18 years. I was very talented at music and at 18 I moved to London to study at one of the top music colleges. I graduated (piano and cello as my main instruments) and then enjoyed a year’s teacher training at Kingston-upon-Thames.
Not wanting to teach I then did a secretarial course at the BBC and worked there until moving to the Cotswolds with my 1st husband in my early twenties.I suppose you could say my 20s were biased towards secretarial work which came to an end when I started my family.
I had two children in my 30s and never went back to fulltime work, preferring to be a stay-at-home mum just doing a bit of pre-school music teaching for pin money.It was the need to earn a little more cash that led me to try lifemodelling in 2005 (I was 49yrs old). I took to it like a duck to water and it gave me the confidence to try photographic modelling a year later.
In 2007 an art teacher told me that one of his colleagues had started sexy chat from home and again it sowed the seed in my mind. My second husband (I remarried in 2008) found on the internet and I then discovered I had quite a way with words and soon got used to saying naughty things! This website soon spotted my talent (and lovely pictures) and recommended that I try the tv work.
And that’s where I am today, mixing up tv work, chatting from home, a bit of photographic modelling and life modelling.Im happily settled in North Wales now and working on this website gives my second husband plenty to do videoing me and taking pictures to sell. I’m well supported by my family, and their help along with your enthusiasm for what I’m now doing really spurs me on. Thanks everyone!
I Like:
Warm sunny weather
Kind loving people
Politeness
Birdsong
Anything from The Body Shop (particularly like the body butters and
creams in press-down bottles, but seriously – love it all!)
Steam trains
My family
Museums and Art Galleries
Being able to type really fast
Talking to my sons on MSN
Light floral perfumes including Next “Just
Pink”‘, Charlie “Black” and
Avon “Perceive”
Walks that are on the flat (eg canal or coastal)
Candles and nightlights
The pre-raphaelite artists (the pictures speak to my heart and make it
sing)
Flowers (love rose and lavender particularly in candles and soaps etc)
Pretty jewels\nWatches that are easy to read with BIG numbers on them!
Country Music and NEW Country Music
Jacqueline du Pre’s cello playing (got it all on CD now
thanks to BM)
The Youth Hostel Association (amazing institution which has awesome
places to stay with the right old fashioned values)
Red Wine (NOT Spanish or French)
Smoked Salmon
Curry (not too hot)
Pastel Colours cornflower blue, lavender and pink
TV shows like Poirot and Sherlock Holmes
A nice hot bath
Bath confetti and smelly bubbly stuff
My own bed
Big Band Music – Glen Miller etc.
Blue Grass, Cajun and Rockabilly Music
The great oratorios
Egypt’s Wonders (I’ve been and loved it)
Cats (though I wouldn’t want one again too much of a tie)
Reading (you can’t beat getting lost in a good book)
Cinema: romances, sci-fi, fantasy and adventure.
Cross stitch and tapestry (no time now but have produced some
masterpieces!)
Ballroom dancing (used to be quite good, especially love the foxtrot
and waltz)
Sexy times with my husband!
Talking
My two sons
Quakers (The Religious Society of Friends): awesomely humane folk with
a real sense of fairness and good. What I call a
“sensible” religion.
Gretna Green – happy memories!
Art-Deco Architecture (looking at in real life and on the tv)
Clothes Flat comfy shoes
Bargain hunting
Modelling and Lifemodelling
Chatting on the TV
Silly American Cars
Nights in
Cushions!Got lots on my sofa bed and I lounge around on them like a
goddess!
I hate:
Mediocrity Sleeping with more than 1 pillow
Sunbathing
Rude, arrogant, self-centred people
Cigarette Smoke
People who blatantly ignore rules and annoy the rest of us
Noisy tuneless music like Punk and a lot of the modern club music
(music??!!)
Musk perfume
Feeling Cold
Thoughtlessness
Cooking and Cleaning
Raw celery and cucumber (!)
Bright fluorescence lights
Headaches (my osteopath usually puts me right
she’s brilliant)
Violence and examples of man’s inhumanity to man
Worrying (but I can’t help it!)
Being too sensitive for my own good
Not being able to eat what I like without putting on weight
Wasting time, wasting money, wasting effort in unnecessary arguments
Skinny Jeans
Trying to walk in heels.
Media Hype
Celebrities produced from idiotic people with no talent
Liars or people who say they’ll do something for you but
never actually do
Travel lodges and hotels with no character
Swimming (doesn’t agree with my ears)
Disco Dancing Looks stupid and I feel stupid doing it
Being away from home
Rubbishy Magazines about boring so-called celebrities and it-girls etc.
Having to stay up until 5am on the tv (the 3am finish was far more
civilised)
Dangerous Drivers
Driving in the snow or bad weather
Being tired and getting very grumpy
Running out of time
Parties where I have to talk to people and feel like a duck out of water
Actually it’s been rather entertaining thinking up those
lists but now I’m off for a glass of red wine, sitting on my
comfy sofa bed whilst bathed in soft candle light.
Bye for now, Serena
At the request of callers, I now have the great pleasure in adding a ‘wish list’ to my site. This should help the very modest number of ‘fans’ who are keen to send me a token of their appreciation! It’ll be altered from time to time and is in no particular order of price or preference.
The list is only very very long simply to allow for the element of complete surprise upon receipt of a package! I’d hasten to add, it’s only a ‘guide’ and complete surprises well away from this selection are always lovely.
It’s not a ridiculously expensive selection (although cars and cartier necklaces will not be refused -haha!). It’s a sensible list which allows for the smallest of pockets as well as those will a little more to spare.
Sketchers size 7 shape-up toning trainers (www.uk.skechers.com)
Fluffy Slippers – Size 7
Body Lotions and Body Butters from THE BODY SHOP (LOVE IT)
Bright BarryM Dazzle Dust Eye Shadows – pastel shades
favourite
Black Mascara (always running out)
Carmex Lip Balm (always running out)
ASDA Size 10 dresses
TESCO boyfriend/slough style denim jeans in a 10
Candles – nightlights in vanilla my favourite or bigger ones
for use.
Anything I can throw in the bath eg bath confetti or pearls etc.
Normal nylons in large always useful
Undies are tricky but never less than size 12 panties and some
12’s that aren’t stretchy sometimes don’t
fit – weird isn’t it! Size 12/14 usally
suffice!
Baby dolls that fit 34c (medium usually)
Suspender belts – medium or 12.
Luxurious fake fur throws for sofa or bed.
Size 7 mule style sandals which just slip on and off like slippers with
no filled in toe or back strap – ideal to slip on and off on
the tv.
Books:
art, architecture, the British Isles – landscape, towns and
buildings (got enough transport ones now) LOVE Jack Vettriano, The
Pre-Raphaelites. The Classics. Heartfelt stories by authors like
Rosamund Pilcher etc – about relationships etc and familiies.
DO NOT LIKE: Chocolates, edibles, glass, china, watches, ornaments, chick literature, basques, tarty underwear. anything smelling of ‘musk’
Music CDs – oh dear, where to start!): My
list could be endless but I love new country music and the very old
country especially, also 30s dance band music and ballroom style band
music, traditional jazz like Dixieland and stuff with a good tune,
brass bands, blue grass, cajun, folk/celtic, 50s, 60s. (Tend only to
catch classical on RadioFM now as I had too much classical music in my
youth!).
Randy Travis (broke CD)
Alan Jackson (anything except ‘It;s 5 o’clock
somewhere’)
Sammy Kershaw (anything)
Tricia Yearwood (anything except Jasper County which I have)
… Songbook would be lovely.
Beth Neilson Chapman (anything except ‘Deeper
Still’)
Keith Whitley (anything except ‘Greatest Hits’)
IMPORTANT: Anything specific from a supermarket or shop that might not fit or be duplicated – suggestion receipt be enclosed in sealed envelope, only to be opened if needed. Seems a sensible precaution!