IF YOU WANT A TRULY MEMORABLE AND UNIQUE SEXY PHONE CHAT YOU’VE COME TO THE BEST PLACE – THE ONLY PLACE!
I’m SERENA, an iconic telephone chat lady – unique, most definitely mature and rather special. I have been chatting on the phone to many MANY callers since 2004 (!) and I really know my stuff!I love my telephone ‘fans’ (see how to call me below) and I would love to give you a memorable and enjoyable experience!
‘Pure class. Quality, honesty and integrity. Peerless’ (Steve 2013)
‘Thank you Serena for the most erotic 15 mins I think I’ve ever spent!! What a voice!!’ Love Bob x (2013)
As you can see I’ve done a spot of modelling, and this has been a great addition to my phone chat – giving my callers a true picture of the real me! I didn’t start modelling until I was 50 so in ALL MY PICTURES I AM 50+ – truly mature!
As well as chatting I do have a very intriguing SALES page which includes such delights as sexy stories by post, fantastic DVDs, photo sets, audio CDs, worn undies etc. all discreetly sent by post to your address. So, if you’re too shy to ring (see below) you can still join in the fun!
‘Thank you so much for your lovely website, I am too shy to phone. You always cheer me up on sad days. Thank you again for your lovely company’. (Mark 2013)
Please be aware, this is not a constantly changing modelling site (thus not much new content) … it is a site for a TELEPHONE LADY who just happens to have photos etc. available. This adds to the ‘Serena experience’ but the ‘talking’ is the true essence of my raison d’etre and that which I want to promote and work at in the years to come.
‘an amazing woman, effortlessly sexy, she brings you to a very erotic place and then turns up the heat!! Love her xxx (misterblue Nov 2013)
‘Hi,Serena.Just like to say that I for one feel a communal spirit as I browse your sight and involve myself with your cheerful chat and serenity that it brings.For any new members browsing this sight for the first time the best things in life are free and this is one of them. (Mr. JT Nov.2011).’
‘I was told there was only seven wonders in the world, well let me tell you I have been fortunate to find number eight – SERENA The most eloquent, charming, sincere, sensitive lady anybody would wish to meet. A lady with such a exceptional talent, has this powerful magnetism which draws you into her delightful world, once captivated, you come besotted & there is no escape. You’re under Serena’s spell, you experience the fabulous, inspirational, creative, adventurous, enthusiastic, stimulating fantasies you ever dreamed of. This mature sophisticated lady is certainly accomplished in her field of communication. Serena a real diamond with a heart of gold.’ (Mr. BM – regular long-term caller)
‘Hi Serena, It was so wonderful, talking to you in person “ at last! Thank you for holding the hand of this rather nervous, first time caller. To anyone, concerned about making that first call. Take the plunge. This lady is Special, ˜VERY SPECIAL’. Thank you Serena so, so much.’ (Mr. DC – New caller autumn 2010)I
I am not (and NEVER will be) a hard-core adult entertainer .
If you are after that kind of thing you are most definitely on the wrong site and I would politely ask you to go elsewhere.
In a world where models and phone-chat are often seen as sleazy I offer something very rare: a refined (and happily married educated lady) who prides herself on her enthusiasm, friendliness, genuine appreciation of all her callers, alongside a real desire to entertain you with class and confidence.
I hope you, like many other kind gentlemen, will find an opportunity to enjoy the Serena-experience by calling me via a phone site (see below) or purchasing from my SALES page.
Incidentally, I would also ignore anything you don’t read on here. I am ‘imitated’ and ‘impersonated’ and some people have even been found to be selling my pictures at exhorbitant prices pretending to be me. Neither am I on any social networking sites – I ignore them ALL like the plague. Neither do i ‘write’ stories or anything at all for ANY other site except this one. Please don’t fall for impersonations and alleged ‘work’ elsewhere – you may fall for sub-standard items or get ripped off. Stay here if you want to enjoy Serena at here very best – me, you and lots of fun!
How to express your appreciation!
If you can’t join in, an anonymous ‘donation’ or ‘gift’ (see wishlist) for enjoying this totally ‘free’ site to the address below is possible, and always greatly appreciated. (My birthday is end-June!). I have win-a-prize items on the wishlist where you get something for nothing if you buy me a gift! Equally any interest in my ‘sales page’ is much appreciated and orders most welcome!
How to talk to me on the telephone!
I mix and match 3 phone sites. Working on more than one site is safer in these unpredictable times – I don’t like to have all my eggs in one basket. However, www.fone-me.com (see below) is my ‘biggest egg’ and where I’ve been since 2004.
This site secures many hours a week of my time. I have had a long-term presence on www.fone-me.com. (ext. 13283). Although you can, if you wish, just ring the number it helps me tremendously if you can use your credit card.
I truly value my credit card callers on there but if you aren’t a credit card caller you can just ring the number and come through.
I sell mini voice samples and a ‘few’ pictures there and you can, if you like, send me a ‘tip’! (The site takes a percentage but it’s still very much appreciated).
(Look for the above picture on fone-me)
Gentlemen – it is such a help when you ring me there using a credit card – the site takes less of a ‘bite’ out of my earnings than a ‘normal’ call or the other sites. Please, if you can, look out for me on fone-me first – even if it’s just a normal ‘ring’ – the rate is still much better than anywhere else. 17p, 24p (or with the credit card 58p a minute). The other sites range between about 10p and 18p a minute – often the lower end unless the call is lengthy.
I also talk on www.xxxpanded.com (mature section: ext.3620) for a much lesser (10 hours approx) a week.
As well as calling me there, you can also message me, leave tips and write lovely comments on my wall!
(Look for the above picture on xxxpanded)
I also enjoy chatting on www.adultphonechat.co.uk pin no. 7130. I don’t have time to be on it as much as I like but when I am I’m always busy!
This is the picture to look for - I’m called Serena 69 there by the way!
So that is how to call me at home. PLEASE, if you can make www.fone-me.com your preferred choice (credit card especially useful) but any line is fine if you are kind enough to call! I only mention the above because the percentage earned by the ‘ladies’ can be much less than the website ‘takes off her’ …. fone-me is the fairest.
My Mailing Address: How to write to me – orders, enquiries and pressies!
Please address all correspondence to:
The Manager, Musicmakers, Dallam Court, Dallam Lane, Warrington WA2 7LT
Please write your envelope out EXACTLY as above without any additions or changes. This is also important if you arrange for a website to send me something direct. Strictly NOT Serena in the address – just The Manager. If they need a ‘name’ I’m afraid you’ll have to receive the item first and then send it on.
PLEASE ENSURE CORRECT POSTAGE IS ON YOUR LETTER OR PARCEL. Underpaid items are not ‘paid for’ or accepted.
Please keep your parcels discreet. I don’t want to be seen to be breaching the rules of having a ‘business collection’ agreement for business purposes. Just plain wrapping with The Manager etc. on the front. Thank you.
Post is collected 2 or 3 times a month.
How to buy Videos, Audio CDs, Sexy Stories, My Underwear and Pictures etc.
There is a ‘sales’ link at the top of this page and items are categorised – easy peasy!
Videos, Audios, sexy stories, photo sets and underwear are all available direct from this site. My DVDs are EXCEPTIONAL and believe me, any of me that you may see or acquire from elsewhere on the internet are NOT of the same quality of execution, length and creativity. A recently received comment would seem to agree!
‘… your videos from this site far surpass anything else on the other sites.I encourage everyone to purchase at least one of the videos from fantasy69. I promise there is nothing to touch them.Watching you strip to nude is in my opinion the best thing I’ll ever ever see….’ JS Oct 2013)
My audio cds are inspired and entertaining, my sexy stories are creative and imaginative, my photo sets unique and very ‘me’, and my personal items are …… well, very personal!
So go on treat yourself. Items for every pocket and preference – all produced to the highest standard with care, affection and enthusiasm.
Please make cheques payable to ‘Musicmakers’ although postal orders and cash are not refused! My address is above in the ‘how to write to me’.
A few more comments …
I know and appreciate that you have a business to run and a living to make so I don’t want to take advantage of your good nature and take up any more of your time but I would like to make this point. We both know that there are those who frown upon what you do but as far as I am concerned you have made the world for me a far,far better place to live than all their sermonising and condemnation. I do not see anything sordid,cheap or demeaning in what you do : only a celebration of the diversity of human sexuality. In truth,you are an artist,pure and simple and a wonderful human being to boot. As for me,I suppose the world would see me as a “perv” and a dirty old man,But I’m younger than the likes of Rod Stewart,Paul McCartney et al who continue to enjoy the company of women and I certainly don’t go round in a dirty mac! Getting to know you through your blog,videos and audios enhances my humanity not diminishes it! Mr DR
‘For us men who have in some way lost the avenue of intimacy, for whatever reason and even if it is temporary, the opportunity to speak to someone such as you who is generous of spirit but also allows the chance to revisit what we have misplaced or has been denied to us, can be a lifeline.’
Long may I continue to be so. x
Last but not least:-
I don’t link to other websites at all, but I must just mention www.missdiscreet.com because it’s a gorgeous site – beautiful satin and silk French knickers, Gym knickers, slips, girdles, sexy toys and – well – look for yourself! It’s a site I buy from regularly and I know a lot of my ‘fans’ who find this site have looked at missdiscreet as a result of my approval. It IS discreet (whether the items are for you or someone else – their 100% confidentially etc. is guaranteed), it is remarkably good value which I applaud and it is run very much along the lines of fantasy69 in that it’s a small business run by hardworking enthusiasts. You can’t go wrong with the site! They sent me a lovely free gift as a thank you (quite unexpectedly) the other day, and their words about my own site were very much appreciated. Thank you www.missdiscreet.com.
I loved chatting with you today, you’re a gorgeous lady running the classiest ˜naughty’ website on the internet your bubbly genuine outlook on life is a breath of fresh air, love your site and the personal touch and care you put into it!
(www.missdiscreet.com)’ – January 2012